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- Hi. - Hi.
- I'm Keita. - I'm Shime.
- I'm Dio! - I'm Switzer.
I came to the Fuji-Q Highland!
- That's a good thing. - Fuji-Q is a good thing.
- Exciting. - That's a good thing.
And I came to the Semiju Mountain Range.
- Exciting. - Exciting!
- Run, Shime! - Run!
- Now! - Run!
- Run!
- Hey! - What are you doing?!
Don't panic!
When you said it on camera, I thought you'd win.
Don't panic!
We went to Tetsushiba Tower 2 or 3 years ago.
We thought it was scary.
There are many attractions in Tetsushiba Tower.
We want to go there right away.
We won't go there.
It's okay, so let's talk for a while.
Why is it okay?
It's okay today, so let's talk for a while.
We went to Tetsushiba Tower 2 or 3 years ago.
We went to Tetsushiba Tower when we were university students.
We went there.
We thought it was impossible for the three of us to go there.
It's impossible, not impossible!
However, in today's video, we will find a way not to be impossible.
It's not impossible, it's okay!
There is such a thing.
I don't want to give up.
I don't think we should go there.
In this kind of video, there is a topic that we must not enter.
No, there isn't!
There is!
As long as you're not there, there isn't!
If you're really okay with it, is it okay?
I'm really okay.
Today's theory is...
If you disguise your character, it's a haunted house.
It's not scary.
This is serious.
This is...
The three of you are very good at disguising your characters, aren't you?
We're good at it.
I don't know if we're good at it or not.
I'm not saying it myself.
When you're acting a character in a video,
It's not like you're thinking about it.
There's a lot of things like characters talking to themselves.
That's what I'm saying.
It's Tetsuya, but it's not Tetsuya.
I'm conscious of one thing.
It's in there.
Right?
If you're not, you're not like this.
I'm a little pissed off, but...
I don't think there's a little possibility.
I think I'm going to have it.
I feel a little bit more than I do.
Well, in the future, I'm going to be a ghost.
Or a psychological spot.
The moment you hit it with a "hey!"
If you put the character down, you can respond at any time.
It may be applied, but...
I had two problems.
First of all, when you put it down,
Your mental state is important.
There's a possibility you won't be able to put it down.
It's coming out of you.
It's like a spiritualist.
Oh, it's coming out! Oh, it's coming out!
Yeah, I see.
With that in mind,
If you put it down and it's stable,
I don't know if the character you put down is good at haunted houses in the first place.
Oh, you don't know yet.
Right?
I don't know yet.
It's scary when you're alone.
Yeah.
There's no point in putting in a scary human being.
All three of you have a lot of characters.
What do you think?
You have a lot of characters.
Out of all the characters you have,
I think you should choose the one that doesn't look like it's going to be scary.
There is!
All three of you can imagine.
If it's that character, I won't be scared for the rest of my life.
No, really...
You have it! You have it!
So we're done for now, right?
It's over. It's over.
Seriously?
I want to make sure.
Today,
I don't know if one of us will hold the camera like this,
Or if the three of us will go like this.
There's no such thing.
What?
No way.
There's no way.
There's no such thing.
To make sure we're filming properly,
Let's put only the cameraman on.
Ah, seriously!
That's too much.
Putting the cameraman on and finally being able to move...
That's not scary at all.
By the way, is it okay for me to eat karaage?
No, it's really scary.
Hey, you can't do that!
How many of you?
No way, no way.
You can't do it at all!
What's wrong with you guys?!
But you guys are weird!
If you guys test it out on the cameraman,
You won't be yourself other than that.
You'll become a professional cameraman.
Yeah.
So if you're like, "Whoa, what's this?"
Take it off.
Not only here.
If you say "Look at me!"
I'll go over there and do it.
You look like you're about to break it, so hurry up and change.
Okay!
I'm going to the mountains for my soul to settle down.
No, you don't have to.
Everything will be gone.
My soul will be gone, too.
Wait, wait, Ikuto.
Hurry up and change!
First of all, it's the worst!
My character, Mr. Manjiro, had two patterns.
The first Mr. Manjiro I saw was just me.
When I went on a character walk in Shizhing, I was wearing stupid-looking glasses and toys.
That's where you were awakened.
That's where I was like, "I can't see in front of me."
If you wear this, you'll look like me.
Didn't you say you'd prepare it after watching the first video?
I didn't say that!
I'm 100% scared!
This is the worst!
And it's safe, so you can only see me.
This is the worst! I can see you so well!
I can see you so well!
This is the worst!
Well, you can't see in front of you.
You can't see in front of you.
Let's try "mysterious labyrinth" today!
I'm calling three guests, so please come in!
Is it okay here?
Is this okay here?
What is this place?
This is the so-called number one haunted house in Japan.
I was also aiming for the best scientist in Japan, so I don't know.
I like Japan!
Hey, you're the worst.
Are you Japanese?
I'm Japanese.
Who are you?
I'm an American.
I've never seen an American before.
Who are you?
I've never seen you before.
I'm Manjiro.
My head exploded after the experiment and I managed to survive.
I don't know who you are.
You don't know me, do you?
I'm Man!
Is he okay?
What are you talking about?
It's been a while. Who are you?
I'm Saitei.
Is Saitei okay?
Saitei?
You two are weird.
I don't want you to call me that.
What did you say today?
Today, you three will walk in this haunted house.
Haunted house?
Haunted house!
It's not officially declared as a haunted house, so you don't have to be afraid of anything.
There are various haunted houses in my motherland.
It's okay.
You're lying!
I'm not afraid of anything.
I've never seen a real one.
Ghosts are usually women, right?
I'm not afraid of them.
If you're a woman, you're not afraid of ghosts, right?
That's right.
I'm not afraid of ghosts.
Shall we go now?
Let's go.
I'm not afraid of ghosts.
It's dirty.
I'd like to clean it with my high-pressure washing machine.
You're the worst.
Hey, look at the ceiling!
Isn't it kind of dirty?
Wow!
It looks like it's been cut off.
It's amazing that you look so calm.
Wow!
I miss you so much.
What is this?
Are you afraid of me?
I'm not afraid of you.
What is this?
First of all, please look at this carefully.
Carefully?
I can't take this off.
It's a hospital, so you should wear a mask.
It's an English movie.
It's a little noisy.
I think the tape is twisted.
It's VHS.
You should have taped it.
You should have replayed it on DVD.
You are right.
What's wrong?
It's stopped.
Calm up.
It's twisted.
It's amazing.
It's dark and I don't know what's going on.
Maybe you should change the color of the tape.
What's going on?
Something amazing happened, didn't it?
Wasn't it a tongue twister? "Ha-go"
No, it wasn't like that. "Ha-go"
Was it like that earlier?
I'm tired of watching this video.
Who wants to go first?
I'm the fastest at going first.
How about this person going first because he's erotic?
The power of Ishanti-san's arm has increased dramatically.
Hey, hey, hey.
How about we do rock-paper-scissors for everything?
Oh, I think it's fine.
Let's do rock-paper-scissors for both of us.
Shall we do rock-paper-scissors?
Rock-paper-scissors for everything.
Oh, you're first!
Am I first?
You're first.
It's you!
This is serious!
Wait a minute.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors for everything.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Oh, you're second!
- I'm going. - I'm going, I'm going.
FAST FORWARD
OK, here I go!
Wait, are you for real?!
Hey, come over here!
You said you couldn't ride a ghost, didn't you?
I'm scared.
Are you scared now?
It's still better.
Still better?!
I see, I see...
Oh, you scared me!
Oh, it's a person!
Please don't run.
Don't run...
Oh, there's a checkpoint here.
Here I go!
Mmm! I'm in!
Should I go here?
Oh, the examination room!
But I'm not sick at all, so I haven't been to the hospital much.
I wonder if it's a visit to the hospital.
Huh? Are you coming with me, traveler?
Is something wrong? Are you okay?
It's not a ghost, is it?
It's not a ghost.
Please stand next to the red arrow.
Oh, the red arrow, right?
Red arrow... Where is the red arrow?
Red arrow...
Oh, you're in the way!
Hey, Mitrobomu, if anything happens, explode!
I'm looking forward to it!
It's a push-up start!
I wonder what kind of worst item is waiting for me!
I'm looking forward to it!
Where is it?
Should I just go ahead?
Oh, regular examination.
Gas mask...
Oh, this is what you look like in the human body!
Oh, that's nice!
I wish it was a woman's thing!
Please don't run.
Oh, yes!
Please stand under the red arrow.
Yes!
Yes, I can hear the car!
Oh, I've seen this a lot!
Tarada-kun!
Yes!
This is Karaku's...
Yes!
Yes, there are a lot of things!
Oh, this is a tooth!
There's something with a tooth!
I went to the dentist earlier.
When you go to the dentist...
It's refreshing and nice!
Enhancement! Enhancement!
Oh, it's clicking!
Is it something like that?
Hey, Karai-kun, look at me!
Is it Karaku's point of view?
What do you think, Karai-kun?
It looks like it's going to be caught in the same way.
That's right, there's an arm or something like that.
But there are a lot of human arms!
Which one is it?
Should I go this way?
Yes, yes!
Oh, it's clicking!
What?
Oh, it's a ghost!
Yeah, that's possible.
I'm dead! I died of a tooth surgery!
Should I introduce you to a doctor in the next life?
There are a lot of bottles here.
Will I use it for an experiment?
Maybe Manjiro, who said it first, was explaining something to me.
My science is no good at all.
Maybe...
What?
Click, click, click.
Huh?
Isn't this a new Nippress?
Hmm?
Oh, this is...
It's Sanfujinka anyway, isn't it?
Hey, there's no variety of items at all.
I think the deer satellite is a little over...
Oh!
Hey...
I'm going a little faster.
Minimum switch!
Oh!
I'm going to complete all 50 while looking at it!
Hey, like a human body...
I like pipes!
Yeah...
I used to lick pipes and take iron.
Oh, hair...
Oh, it's a woman's hair, isn't it?
This is...
Oh, it's a human!
Minimum switch!
Oh!
Minimum switch cleared!
You don't have to do anything for me!
Do you know how far you can walk?
No, I don't know.
You don't know at all?
No.
Enhancement! Enhancement!
Ah!
Are you all sleeping soundly?
Soundly.
Are you going here?
Yes, this way.
Should I go this way?
Enhancement!
Oh! Hot! Hot! Hot!
Oh!
It's hot! It's hot!
It's deep, but...
What's up?
What's up? What's up?
Oh! Enhancement is coming out!
I don't know what to do with this!
What do you use it for?
Wow!
Is it okay?
I don't know what to ask, but...
Scientifically...
In the end...
I...
I don't know anything about experts.
What?
I'm getting more and more excited!
"North Pole", right? My favorite is "Earth Pole"!
I'm sorry for saying this when I'm in trouble!
Well, it's open! Automatic!
Latest! Right? Latest type of shift!
Ah! This is "Oasis", right?
It's already "Shiba"!
Orange is long! No, you can't go the other way!
Oh, here too!
This is a reproduction of a scene where Black Jack is infected but only he can cure it.
And what is this?
It's moving! It's shaking!
Isn't it alive?
Oh, it's alive!
You can't go there!
What?
There are a lot of beds, so you should sleep!
You have to take care of your own health before you see a doctor!
What?
Oh, it's lentil silver!
When I'm about to die, I think of my grandmother's face and endure it, but is this normal?
I'm sorry!
Somewhere, something like a dot face...
That rotating...
Rotating dot face!
Is there anywhere to stab it with?
Rotating dot face!
Is there anywhere to stab it with?
Rotating dot face!
Is there anywhere to stab it with?
Huh?!
10 people! 10 people!
Which way did I go now?
There is something!
Please return the penlight here.
Please go ahead without a penlight from now on.
What should I do?
It's better not to have it.
It's better not to have it!
I see, I see.
I have no choice but to go now.
It's scary if I don't have a penlight from now on.
Until now, I didn't have a penlight.
I don't know where I am at all.
Which way do I go?
It's dark, Kanai!
Which way is this?
Oh, that's it!
It's bright!
Let's go, Kanai!
Let's go!
Welcome!
There is something!
There is!
Maybe it's just normal people.
Right?
It's just normal people, so it's scary.
When I was young, I had that much legs and power.
Don't worry! Don't worry! Don't worry!
Don't worry! Don't worry!
Shall we go?
Yes!
Really?
There is only an arrow. This is a lie.
Oh! There it is!
Is it this way?
Oh, look!
It says "Please return the penlight here."
Shut down!
Hey, at least if you don't have a penlight, I'd like you to leave a microphone instead of a penlight.
Don't you have a microphone or something?
I don't know what to do with my hands.
It's too dark.
Oh, look!
Don't worry about it!
If you go further, you will find that there was nothing there.
No, no, no.
The hospital staff chased me.
Other than that, it's basically a good place.
What is this? What kind of route is this?
'Set', 'set'
Light switch, 'set'
'Set-'
'B'!
'Medium' Light, make it more...
'Explosive' Lumen, will you?
Make it more...
Make it shine through the whole forest.
'No' Paint Light?!
Huh?!
You're so clumsy, Moaia.
Make it...
Wait a minute. I'm too scared now.
What we can do is...
Anyway, put your chest out and hold your fist in front of you.
That's important. You're young, aren't you?
Yes.
Let's go.
Kanae, did you see that?
When I grabbed her hand, she was still strong like that.
Which one is the biggest?
The biggest?
She's an emergency car.
It looks like you're having a hard time.
Kanae, it looks like you're about to reach the climax.
The atmosphere has changed completely.
When I opened the door, she said, "Let's go inside one by one."
Did you open the door?
I did.
Let's go, Kanae.
Isn't this it?
Look straight ahead and say, "You're still energetic, Manjiro."
You can still do it, Manjiro.
You can still do it...
Oh, it's working!
This is amazing!
Oh, it's working!
What is it?
I want water!
Wow!
An ambulance!
Oh!
I'm passing through an ambulance!
There's still a driver!
What music do you usually listen to?
FM-119, apparently!
I can't use the camera from here!
I can't use the camera!
I can't cut!
I can't use the camera!
Wow!
I've never seen a room like this before!
I wonder if there was a room like this before...
I'm going to...
When I came out of the surprise storm, I thought it was sunrise, but it was pitch black!
Man!
Yeah!
Should we go in? Should we wait?
Yeah!
I feel like we didn't have this before.
What is this corner?
If it's not like that, if it's a very, very erotic situation, you're not afraid of it, aren't you?
You can change it to that verification.
Surprise resistance penetrates the character.
It's not a character or anything like that.
I've been chased by crazy staff, but it was fun.
This hospital tour itself was a lot of fun!
Yeah!
At least I managed to switch it on and off.
- Oh, you guys were talking. - Yeah, we were talking.
- This is amazing. - I think it's a pretty amazing result.
- I think it's pretty amazing.
Because we're alive. All of a sudden, the three of us are alive.
I can't meet the people in front of the hospital anymore, so I don't really ask for their opinions.
But if we're going to do any spiritual projects on the internet in the future,
I know that if the three of you come, we can shoot any kind of video.
- It has nothing to do with us. - We may be able to make a spiritual video in the future.
Now that we're on TV, let's meet again in a scary horror video.
- Goodbye. - Goodbye.
Good work.